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marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

harbingerkins:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

The reason I no longer use coloring books.

ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

nentindo:

"overly angry 1950’s pianist"

vikingsarebetter:

Don’t let them in.
Don’t let them see.
Be the good dad you always have to be.
Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.
Make one wrong move and everyone will know.

liliumgrey:

This is beautiful.

puniper:

still one of my favourite things

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